she woke up with a sticky ear
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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