# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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