careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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