Your tits are I can't wait for
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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