fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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