For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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