Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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