They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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