How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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