I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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I need you to use more vowels.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
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