It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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