Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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