i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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