In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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