Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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