4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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