of course. lets lasso hookers.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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