i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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