I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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