dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
