Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I don't deserve a penis
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
