Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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