people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
pray to the hookup gods
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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