it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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