Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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