I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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