I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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