Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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