I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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