dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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