I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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