when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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