Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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