This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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