Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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