Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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