I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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