one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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