Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
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