I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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