I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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