actually, I'm a sock model
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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