I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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