is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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