Don't you send me to vm
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
