theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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