Sry I called you an 8
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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