Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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