Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
The beer is more important than you right now.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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