If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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