your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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