Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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