I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Randomize
