i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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